three women

[joy]

Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on . very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

[David Hosobuchi]

roflmao!!!

[lor]

Lololololol

Would you like to be chained to someone or have someone chained to you?

[Asiadeep]

hahahahah!!! thats a good one...wonder where all the ducks came from tho...

[Homeflight]

Hi everyone! I'm new around here so I though that contributing to the jokes thread would be a good place to start from..so here goes one of my favorite jokes:

A man goes to a bar at the top of a high rise. There he strikes up a conversation with a man drinking whiskeys and coke who tells him that whiskeys and coke make one light as a feather. The first fellow thinks he just means pleasantly intoxicated when the second drinker says, "Watch, I'll show you." To the first man's horror, the other takes a running start, and, hurtling himself throught the window glass, throws himself off the building. Stunned, the new customer can only shake, hugging himself when the elevator opens and out comes his new friend, healthy as can be. "I told you so" he says, and, drinking down another whiskey and coke, once again hurtles himself through the broken glass only to re-appear in the elevator once more. "Now you try it", he says, at which point the first man has a whiskey and coke and flings himself out the window and to his death. The bartender looks at the first man and says, "Gee, you're a real a**hole when you drink, Superman".

[joy]

Welcome aboard Homeflight. I really like jokes so I'm glad you joined us.