satman next generation
01-17-2007, 06:44 PM
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed
to
beat
his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
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Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen
Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the
English
language.
-------------------------------------------
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were
Fred
and
Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
-------------------------------------------
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
-------------------------------------------
Coca-Cola was originally green.
-------------------------------------------
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
-------------------------------------------
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given
hour:
61,000
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intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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--------
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the
air,
the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air
the
person
died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all
four
legs on
the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th,
John
Hancock
and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the
last
signature
wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name
requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until
you
would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser
printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?
A. Father's Day
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--------
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by
ropes.
When
you
pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to
sleep
on.
Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month
after
the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
the
mead he
could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was
lunar
based,
this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the
honeymoon.
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---
--------
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England,
when
customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your
pints
and
quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into
the
rim,
or
handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used
the
whistle
to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by
this
practice.
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~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
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--------
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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---
--------
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you
can
read
it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat
ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit
a
porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but
the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that
they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone
is
home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even
have
the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and
you
turn
around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this
list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
God Bless....In HIS Service....Dan
to
beat
his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
-------------------------------------------
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen
Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the
English
language.
-------------------------------------------
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were
Fred
and
Wilma Flintstone.
-------------------------------------------
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
-------------------------------------------
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
-------------------------------------------
Coca-Cola was originally green.
-------------------------------------------
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
-------------------------------------------
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given
hour:
61,000
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the
air,
the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air
the
person
died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all
four
legs on
the ground, the person died of natural causes.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th,
John
Hancock
and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the
last
signature
wasn't added until 5 years later.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name
requested?
A. Obsession
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until
you
would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser
printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
----
Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?
A. Father's Day
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by
ropes.
When
you
pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to
sleep
on.
Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month
after
the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all
the
mead he
could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was
lunar
based,
this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the
honeymoon.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England,
when
customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your
pints
and
quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
--- ---
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into
the
rim,
or
handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used
the
whistle
to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by
this
practice.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you
can
read
it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at
Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the
ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat
ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit
a
porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but
the
wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
---
--------
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that
they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone
is
home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even
have
the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and
you
turn
around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this
list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
God Bless....In HIS Service....Dan