Beware!

[Braindrain]

BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT HOME....

A man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.

A banana was sticking out of his a@@.

Police suspect a cereal killer...

[satman next generation]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

[lor]

Yuk! That banana really makes me sick http://bestsmileys.com/dancing/10.gif (this banana got away). The story reminds me of something that really did happen. We didn't lock our pup-up camper & it was in the backyard. I went & checked one day & some guy was sleeping in it so I called 911. They arrested him then I had to go in to clean it. I aired out the smoke & threw away the poor dust pan that he $%^#ed on.

[The Dude]

Ah man!!

I've seen this posted elsewhere i think..

[lor]

Dude, Are you talkin about mine? I wrote it in my camping site. Maybe I told it to those in the epilepsy forum too. The cop told me they were going to send a mail telling me court date so I could go but it never came. I called & found he was charged & fined (I forgot how much). It was spring 2006.