Jolene
10-07-2006, 02:44 PM
You know you're getting old when your wife says "Honey, let's run upstairs and make love" and your answer is "I can not do both!"
You know you're getting old when you see a cute girl walk by and your pace maker makes the garage door open.
You know you're getting old when you bend over to pick something up and wonder... "is there anything else I can do while I'm down here..."
And my all time favorite Little Jimmy Dickens story... (he is a country singer in his late 80's just to set the scene) "My band and I went to a nursing home to put on a show for the nice people. Everyone was having a great time clapping along and tapping their foot to the music. Except for one little lady in the front row who never even looked up. After the show I went down to talk to her. I said, "My dear, you didn;t seem to be enjoying the show... Do you know who I am??" She replied.... "No, but if you'll go up front and ask the nurse she'll tell you who you are.... "
You know you're getting old when you see a cute girl walk by and your pace maker makes the garage door open.
You know you're getting old when you bend over to pick something up and wonder... "is there anything else I can do while I'm down here..."
And my all time favorite Little Jimmy Dickens story... (he is a country singer in his late 80's just to set the scene) "My band and I went to a nursing home to put on a show for the nice people. Everyone was having a great time clapping along and tapping their foot to the music. Except for one little lady in the front row who never even looked up. After the show I went down to talk to her. I said, "My dear, you didn;t seem to be enjoying the show... Do you know who I am??" She replied.... "No, but if you'll go up front and ask the nurse she'll tell you who you are.... "