Braindrain
12-10-2006, 01:20 PM
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to the middle
of December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth
in the spring. Therefore,according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had
to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a
fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to the middle
of December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth
in the spring. Therefore,according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had
to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a
fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!