You Want Blonde Jokes? Boy, Do I Got Blonde Jokes........

[nide44]

I got a million of 'em..... but here's a few to start:


REPAIRS

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas
station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works
on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for
speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her
license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license
and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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EXPOSURE

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and
her right breast hanging out.
A policeman approaches her and says,
"Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why officer?"
"Because your breast is hanging out." he says.
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"

KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that
the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
"PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back,
"IT'S A SCARF!"

DOGS

A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said,
"Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HelOOOooo," answered the blonde.
"They're watch dogs!"

[Suecr]

Very Funny! But being a natural blonde, and the most intelligent people I know are too!;)

[joy]

Hi Sue. I was a blonde too, sadly I outgrew it, lol. My mother blamed it on my sitting in the horse troft but now I know better. My son had blonde hair as a baby and now has the darkest hair ever, and no horse watering pan was ever in sight for him! No one takes the blonde jokes to heart I hope, except as a way to have a good laugh. When I dyed my hair blonde or had it streaked with blonde. I thought I looked rather "smart" myself. ;-0

from joy

[nide44]

The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company.
He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked,
"If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
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Blonde's First Football Game

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench...

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest
of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarterback!
Get the quarterback! . . . Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!"