Beyond a 'Vincism'

[milivica]

This was really beyond anything I expected out of Vince.

We were watching tv before bed, the end of Resident Evil was on with that Mila Yankova or what ever (that ex model, I like her). In the movie, she's of course battling zombies and fighting like a major bad @ss.

So, right when she ambushes this guy with a gun on a roof, and knocks the crap out of him, Vince goes, "Wow! I hope I marry a good b!tch like that!"

Huh?

I was like, "Hey Vince, did you just say b!tch?" and he was like, "No, I said a good b!tch" proudly. I asked him what that meant, he said, "Then I won't have to worry about zombies, she's tough! She'll take care of me and kick all their butts." I'm like okay, glad he's not intimidated by strong women, cool....but....

I asked him where he heard that word, where he heard to call a woman that word. He said he didn't hear it, he just made it up in his head. Hmmm.

So, I explained what women would think he was thinking, if he used that word. That it in fact meant a female dog. Of course he was like, "Ohhh, I'd never call a dog that name!" Uh Vince, but you'd call a woman that name. Yeesh. I think he thought it sort of meant 'dame' or 'broad' or 'chick' or something.

Geez I'll have to make sure when he gets married someday, his wife does NOT suggest they write their own vows. I can just hear Vince, "When I was young, I always dreamed I'd marry a good b!tch like you...".

[peglem]

Geez I'll have to make sure when he gets married someday, his wife does NOT suggest they write their own vows. I can just hear Vince, "When I was young, I always dreamed I'd marry a good b!tch like you...".

Allie won't mind....:D

[tgrimes]

"Wow! I hope I marry a good b!tch like that!"



:D I love it!!!
Carter says "she's hot, like an angry woman shakin' her bootie at a barbeque restaurant..." :eek: (He got it off some cartoon)

[LIZARD]

:D I love it!!!
Carter says "she's hot, like an angry woman shakin' her bootie at a barbeque restaurant..." :eek: (He got it off some cartoon)


OMG...:D :D I can SO imagine Drew saying this!! :o :o


LIZARD, who hopes that whatever it is, he hasn't heard it!! :eek:

[Kristen (ColeysMom)]

OMG! BAAAAAWAAAAAAA!

Gone are the tu-tu and fashion advice days...our Vince is growing up!

I wonder if this b!tch's name will be Emily, LOL!

[milivica]

>>>ALLIE WON'T MIND<<<
BAAWAWAWAAWAWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Grimey, love the "she's hot....barbeque restaurant" saying. lol

Liz, funny you can imagine Drew saying that too.

Kristen, "Emily"...lol...you have great memory.

Sometimes I think I've given him the idea that it's normal for women to act like me, with all the power tools and my favorite, my chainsaw on a pole. I don't think he'd recognize a 'frail' 50's type of woman, he'd be like, "What's wrong with her, is she sick." Plus, dh and I usually wind up wrestling/fighting every weekend, sort of a family pile up on dh. And of course he lets me win.

[Aspigander]

So, I explained what women would think he was thinking, if he used that word. That it in fact meant a female dog.

Actually when referring to women, doesn't it mean a not very nice woman? I know I'd be thinking worse if someone called me that. lol

Reminds me, one time I was with my mom and a group of her coworkers. She's an elementary playground supervisor. The elementary school is in the same district as the high school I went to. Anyway, one of the people there mentioned having a run-in with one of the special ed teachers at the HS. Someone asked who, she didn't remember the name but remembered the initial...I immediately knew *exactly* who she was referring to, said the entire last name, and she said yes, that was it. Now this person happened to be my SE case manager...at least until there was...erm...an incident, which caused my mom to request I receive a new case manager. Anyway, I said something like: "Yeah, she's kind of a goof." (I was trying to be kind)

My mom said: "Goof? That's being generous. I would say more like (she spells it)." Gee, Mom, that's an insult to female dogs! lol

So he talks about women being 500lbs, and calls them those kinds of names. Mili, please forewarn anyone Vince dates the second he brings her home. lol

[lisa6wks]

Off topic Lisa,
There is a new zombie movie coming out on May 29th. It's called Pontypool and gets an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes!

Lisa

[MichaelsMom]

LOL, another good one from Vince!

I don't think I have to worry about Michael saying words like that, around me at least, because we discussed that we don't use certain words in this house, but I have to watch Gianna. She's already saying "Oh pickles!" when something goes wrong. I think she heard it on Spongebob. It's so cute LOL

[milivica]

Michael's mom...I thought Vince was aware that was a swear word. Of course I'm not much help...tonight when Carmen asked what to name her lizard (who bites) I said, "How about Good B!tch!" and we started laughing. Of course, I wouldn't have the luxury of such sloppy parenting if I had a little one at home.

AspieG, so your mom spells it, funny. Yeah, that's the only way to say it without saying it huh.

Lisa6, way cool, I'm going to have to look that up. Sometimes I'm majorly in the mood for one of those rotten tomato ratings. I still need to rent some movie I once saw, looked ridiculous, sheep were eating people. Some nights it just feels good to remove my brain by watching something ridiculous like that!

[Aspigander]

AspieG, so your mom spells it, funny. Yeah, that's the only way to say it without saying it huh.

She spells it because she knows I'm allergic to those kinds of words, and wanted to, well, say it without saying it. lol

[Nikabee]

OMGosh! That's so stinking cute! :D

Interesting that he "just made it up" :) Kaelen says that all the time too. I wonder what that's all about.

You're right, his future wife will need to be 'uniquely qualified' for the job! hee hee

[milivica]

'Uniquely Qualified'
Baawawawa!