nide44
12-04-2006, 01:38 PM
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me.
My 'privates' are orange."
The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants
so he can check. The guy's private parts are orange.
Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy,
"How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks before.
The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress.
Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real jerk, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.
He asks the guy, "How's your home life?"
The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."
The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress.
Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag.
I'm glad to be rid of that old witch."
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really.
Most nights I sit home, watch some *** flicks
and munch on Cheetos."
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My 'privates' are orange."
The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants
so he can check. The guy's private parts are orange.
Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy,
"How are things going at work?"
The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks before.
The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress.
Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real jerk, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.
He asks the guy, "How's your home life?"
The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."
The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress.
Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag.
I'm glad to be rid of that old witch."
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really.
Most nights I sit home, watch some *** flicks
and munch on Cheetos."
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