Spanked Turkey!

[Cry Tears]

Hey....anyone wanna make yer family laugh?!?!?
Ask them to come help you make spanked turkey.
You take the turkey...holding it upright with one hand on the breast exposing its butt....behind if this blurts out the butt!
Anyway.....take yer hand and give yer turkey a good ole fanny spankin!
As you do this using a straight face....convince the person whose watching that this actually tenderizes its hard ***!
Also works on chickens!
But does NOT work on Tofu! :D

Any veggies having Tofurkey?
We did a few years back....yum! I filled long celery sticks with dressing and made them look like turkey legs.
Gosh....uncle bubba never wanted to arm wrestle for them....wonder why everyone left early and hungry?:confused:
Maybe the tofu gave them gass? Or was it the veggex gravey?
Maybe it was the whole wheat bread I used for the dressing?
And no marshmellows over the yams....just organic honey!
What a flop it was! Never again...I'm gonna kill me a birdie this year! Yum! Spank'em really good...tenderize his butt good!
Have a good one! Cheryl