Braindrain
11-13-2006, 06:08 AM
Chemical Analysis of Human Elements
Element name: WOMAN.
Symbol: WO.
Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not
used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity to gold, silver, platinum,and precious gemstones. Violent when
left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element name: MAN.
Symbol: XY.
Atomic weight: (180 +/- 50).
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature. Gets bent out of shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to age and rust, older samples are unable to conduct
electricity as well as younger samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with Kd (child) for prolonged periods of time. Can be neutralised
by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.
Element name: WOMAN.
Symbol: WO.
Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may
freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not
used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity to gold, silver, platinum,and precious gemstones. Violent when
left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly
green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element name: MAN.
Symbol: XY.
Atomic weight: (180 +/- 50).
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature. Gets bent out of shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
sample. Due to age and rust, older samples are unable to conduct
electricity as well as younger samples.
Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with Kd (child) for prolonged periods of time. Can be neutralised
by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source.
Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.