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[Kristen (ColeysMom)]

FART FOOTBALL

An old married couple no sooner hits the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.

'His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'

The old man replied, 'It's fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets Out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.'

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten By a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally Unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and Accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the heck was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.'

[peglem]

Funny! I've got another:

This lady goes to the doctor. She says, "I've got this problem where I'm constantly passing gas. The only thing that keeps me from dying from embarassment is that the farts are completely silent and odorless."

"Well," says the doctor, "Here's what we can try. Take one of these pills twice a day and come back to see me in 2 weeks."

So she goes home and follows his directions.

When she comes back in 2 weeks she is very upset and says, "I don't know what was in those pills, but I'm pasing gas just as bad as ever, only now it smells horrendous!"

"Oh, good," says the doctor, "We've cleared up yor sinuses. Now lets see what we can do about your hearing!"

[Kristen (ColeysMom)]

LOL!

In keeping with the theme, Coley & I stumbled onto this the other day, it had us in stiches!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ejlkzDCuc

2 Blokes (Japanese and American) are playing golf. The Japanese guy is getting ready to tee off and suddenly starts talking to his thumb.

American bloke says: "What you doin?"

"Oh, don't worry, with Microtechnology I have a Microphone in my thumb. I was just recording a message."

The 2 men carry on golfing, but all of a sudden the American man makes a funny sound, that amazingly sounds like a fart.

The Japanese man looks over at him. 'Oh,' says the American. "Don't worry, I'm just receiving a fax."