I'd forgotten a lot of the jokes about gas

[joy]

Yep, I'd forgotten a lot of the jokes about dogs and GAS! (wheew):eek: :eek: . Since Meanness had his surgery I have been trying to get him to stay inside. And I keep looking for the poop pile! Luckily I have not found one as the odor is bad enough as it is, he he. He just will not settle down. Keeps getting pillows, stuffed toys and such and dragging them everywhere and playing. He acts just like a puppy still. I wanted him to sleep inside last night so bad and put him a nice place down in our bedroom to sleep. He starts wandering and finally barking. My husband and I both (me again just recently) sleep with sleep apnea masks and those things cover a multitude of noise but not a 65 pound dog barking! So out he went again. Just what he planned, I suspect, so he could play in the neighborhood. Believe me, it is much easier to train a dog to the house when they are small. I had one that would ring a cowbell placed down low on the door when he needed to go outside. But this dog is different in his own special way! I'm just still trying to figure out ALL the ways.:rolleyes:

[Cry Tears]

Hi Joy....Glad Meaness came thru his whacka-whacka nut job OK.
Guess his puppy stage is going to last him a lifetime.
I just wish I could train old Satin girl to use the outside for the toilet instead of my nice living room! I've replaced the carpets too many times now....am just about ready to change them again before Thanksgiving.
She goes to the same exact spot to pee....She knows she is very naughtey as she walks out of the room head down, eye's half closed...if she can't see me, then I must not be there! Nothing can stop this pig!
I've threatened to get one of those hi voltage probes and shock the
sch!tt!nski outa her when she does this!
Picture this....Sneaking into the private living room, quietly squatting down for a sneeky pee....awwwe, no one is looking, and its warm in here unlike the cold wet grass thats outside...maybe when I'm done with tinkling, I'll pinch off a few tirds....no one will ever know its me!
I'll blame it on the Scotty Dog, Thistle....I'll once again try and convince the mama that Scotty tirds happen to be as big as mine....then BzzzzzzT!

Her hiney gets shocked so hard it causes the hair to fall off her butt!
Satin yelps as she runs, ears flopping back...eyes ready to pop out of her numbskull!
And we wonder why anyone got rid of this wonderful dog?!?!
Cuz she's a pooper! Can't break her no matter what we've tried except trendy K-9 psychological treatments!
She was highly trained, completly obediant at any command. Perfect in every way except this one defect. Even when someone comes to our door, clear out here in the boonies...she NEVER barks.
Leashed trained like you wouldn't beleive....she follows my lead even on tight turns. Sit-stay for hours no matter what...can put a t-bone steak in front of her...just tell her "leave it" and won't even sniff around it.

We kenneled and isolated her many times. Constant walks outside...we live on acerage...so no need to walk her. She just detest getting her feet wet.
When we go up to the lakes she stays away from the water unless we dump her in it...or its a very hot day..then she'll go into it but only up to her "knees". Too funny....a water dog detest water!
I wish we could break this horrible behavior....The thought of dog pee on my nice carpet just irks me anytime I go in there.
But she's coming towards the end of her life...and I will be heartbroken when she's gone. She has been a life saver to me...how could I give her up?
So for the time being...I'll just have to get new carpets every so often.
I've put piddle pads down where she pee's...but she goes around them.
Then I put small carpets over it hoping she'd go on them...she goes around those as well. What do ya do when your best freind pee's like this?
Arrrrggg! I should call that Dog Whisperer, Cesar Malian....wonder what he'd say?!?!
Blessings, Cheryl

[Cry Tears]

Hi Joy....Glad Meaness came thru his whacka-whacka nut job OK.
Guess his puppy stage is going to last him a lifetime.
I just wish I could train old Satin girl to use the outside for the toilet instead of my nice living room! I've replaced the carpets too many times now....am just about ready to change them again before Thanksgiving.
She goes to the same exact spot to pee....She knows she is very naughtey as she walks out of the room head down, eye's half closed...if she can't see me, then I must not be there! Nothing can stop this pig!
I've threatened to get one of those hi voltage probes and shock the
sch!tt!nski outa her when she does this!
Picture this....Sneaking into the private living room, quietly squatting down for a sneeky pee....awwwe, no one is looking, and its warm in here unlike the cold wet grass thats outside...maybe when I'm done with tinkling, I'll pinch off a few tirds....no one will ever know its me!
I'll blame it on the Scotty Dog, Thistle....I'll once again try and convince the mama that Scotty tirds happen to be as big as mine....then BzzzzzzT!

Her hiney gets shocked so hard it causes the hair to fall off her butt!
Satin yelps as she runs, ears flopping back...eyes ready to pop out of her numbskull!
And we wonder why anyone got rid of this wonderful dog?!?!
Cuz she's a pooper! Can't break her no matter what we've tried except trendy K-9 psychological treatments!
She was highly trained, completly obediant at any command. Perfect in every way except this one defect. Even when someone comes to our door, clear out here in the boonies...she NEVER barks.
Leashed trained like you wouldn't beleive....she follows my lead even on tight turns. Sit-stay for hours no matter what...can put a t-bone steak in front of her...just tell her "leave it" and won't even sniff around it.

We kenneled and isolated her many times. Constant walks outside...we live on acerage...so no need to walk her. She just detest getting her feet wet.
When we go up to the lakes she stays away from the water unless we dump her in it...or its a very hot day..then she'll go into it but only up to her "knees". Too funny....a water dog detest water!
I wish we could break this horrible behavior....The thought of dog pee on my nice carpet just irks me anytime I go in there.
But she's coming towards the end of her life...and I will be heartbroken when she's gone. She has been a life saver to me...how could I give her up?
So for the time being...I'll just have to get new carpets every so often.
I've put piddle pads down where she pee's...but she goes around them.
Then I put small carpets over it hoping she'd go on them...she goes around those as well. What do ya do when your best freind pee's like this?
Arrrrggg! I should call that Dog Whisperer, Cesar Malian....wonder what he'd say?!?!
Blessings, Cheryl
Here's a few pics...cutest one is her sharing food with baby Bitty-boo

[joy]

Wow, that is a dark picture. They both are so black I really had to look to see the cat. My grandduaghter laughed, said you can't put a dog on a pony!! She sees it but is having a hard time believing it. Her other grandmother bought her a pony, saddle and all when she was around two. And grand daughter had never gotten to ride it except for the time my husband put her on it without a saddle. A bug or something made the pony jump just a little and she fell off. She never has gotten back on it again because other grandmother found out about it. The pony now lives further away from home and last time we took granddaughter to see pony (she kept begging to go see it, she loves that pony) the pony's hooves had grown out so long and had started to split. Husband told her about it but I don't think she has had anything done. Just buy stuff and forget about it is her way of doing things.

I was going to ask about the piddle pads. We once put just a little pee pee on the pads to train our other dog to go there and he would, if he just had to go. It was real nice, we had a walk in shower so would put it in there. I've always had good luck if I tried with animals. But I know I was just lucky. We just did not do that much with this dog because we had 40 acres for all four to roam on out in the country and our neighbors all had animals too. But we live just inside the city limits now. Drat, they annexed us! We had to sell our voluntary fire department too. So we built two more further out. But still hate having to keep dogs kept up.

I really wish there would be something you could do about your dog. Just love her anyway. No telling what the reason behind it all is. My doggies's windies stink more than his poop, I thing, hehe. But no problems of having to clean up. I just had forgotten about this aspect of inside dogs. :p