Too old to Trick

[trekker]

You know you are too old to Trick
or Treat when:




10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.


8. You ask for high fiber candy

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.


6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ...." and can't remember the rest.



4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.


2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.


And the number one reason Seniors

should not go Trick Or Treating...

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1. You keep having to go home to pee.



No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN

anyway.

[CoolAngel28]

Trekker..That really made me :D :D .

[Matt A]

This year my wife and I are going as 2 characters from Laugh-In, the little old lady on the park bench and the dirty old man who sits down next to her.(Ruth Buzzi and Arte Johnson)

We're not getting dressed up, we're just getting dressed.:(

[Pogue Mahone]

True story

Our trick or treat was tonight. A boy had two bags held out for me. I asked who the second bag was for. He said, "My mom".

I said, "your mom's old enough to buy her own candy", and only put a handful in one of his bags.


Call me jaded.