weekly gross-out thread: enter at your own risk

[tgrimes]

Okay, what is the worst thing you have had to clean off:

1. Your floor
2. the seat of your car
3. your pet

Or whatever other surfaces come to mind ...

[matika]

1. Puke :(
2. Urine mixed, with pop, Ranch, candy, crumbs, etc,, that gooey sticky stuff that was there and you did not know it was there until it started to smell really bad.
3. Pus :eek: MILI!!!!!!!!!!! :p lol

[milivica]

Well, since Matika took my puss,
poop murals, poop mustaches.

[tgrimes]

BHa ha ha ha... that's a whole roomful of stuff to clean up!
Now I gotta go clean soda off the screen...

[tgrimes]

I just now noticed the game of tic-tac-toe on the wall. It just gets better every time you look at it..
lololol. :)

[milivica]

It was the only way to finally get the poop mustache image out of my HEAD.

Thinking in pictures ain't always pretty!

Can't wait for JW to come.

[matika]

OMG ok I remember this, and is so yaky, puky, horrible, I had to share it with all of ya :D

Oh yes, and either of my kids had anything to do with this lol.

When I was newly married, my husband and I lived just across the border in Mexico. He is american and I was from that town. He was a volunteer handyman in a campground and there was NO income, so I found a babysitting job with a family just across the border,, the pay was not grand, but it was better then nothing, and enough to get us by in Mexico.

They lived in a hill, in a home that should of been closed by the health department. I didn't had the heart to turn them in, and if I did there goes my job and the poor kids. Well they seem like a very happy family,, the parents hippy style, the kids, adorable....

Ok.

The house had a roof that leaked, especially in the kitchen, because um,, you could see to the stary sky if you stood by the back door of the kitchen,, I mean huge hole on the roof, big enough for Santa Claus to come in lol.

The bath tub, was pluged, and the kids took baths with the hose outside, and once a week they all would go to a friends home to take a more appropriate bath, or so I was told,, I finally made my husband go fix their drain so those kids had some nice baths at home.

The worse, was, there where mice everywhere,, they where part of the family, and ok, that is grose, but you know, I live in the country and I have to rid of one or two of those a year from the home,, darn cat don't always get the job done,, anywho....

I was actually disgusted from it all, and I could not eat the entire time I was there,, like from 8 am to 4-5 pm when they would get home :eek:
But I was suppose to cook meals for this poof kids,, soooo..
They ate a lot of rammen soup,, one day I was opening the drawer to find a spoon, and I felt this tunk on the floor by my feet. I closed the drawer to find a dead mouse, that had been dead for more days then just one,, it had it's mouth open and out of it there where worms coming out,,, now that was grose,, I panicced, I didn't know what to do,, here I suppose to be watching over this children, and they are living in a home with such a mess, and parents that see it all with such freedom and carelessly, and omg, THAT was the grosest thing I have ever had to clean :(,,,, that let's my kids and their puke and poop off the list :D