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milivica
10-01-2007, 09:39 PM
Ok, we were driving home from Goodwill, Carmen hit the jackpot with shoes (4 pairs so now she has 5 shoes, 2 dress boots). He didn't drive me too nuts, other than telling the lady that rung us up, "I'm not going to tell you you have a mustache, cause that's private and rude, but someday when you have a husband he can tell you."

Ok, so I'm sure you can imagine what I said to him in the past about telling women about facial hair...guess I need to work on that explanation a bit.

So in the car, Vince was asking me if he'd get to watch what he wanted on tv, instead of Carmen. I said not to worry about it, that I didn't know...I was irritated he was asking AGAIN. He reminded me she got to pick last, I reminded him it was MY tv, and I just might want to watch something, quit asking.

So, he got quiet and dropped it, that in itself pretty amazing.

Since he was quiet it gave me a 'break' so after a minute I said, "Anyhow, when we get home, I was planning to have you turn on your weather channel, so we'll know the forecast for tomorrow. Do you know the forecast?" He of course, always does, and enjoys talking weather, continually.

Vince: Tomorrow? Oh well tomorrow is going to be scattered showers, dew point is (whatever) and wind will be (what ever).....and.....the temperature, I don't know what the temperature will be.

Me: YOU don't know what the temperature will be?

Vince: No.

Me: Well that's ok, since you'll be watching weather channel when we get home, for a little bit anyhow.

Vince is quiet.

Me: Vince, did you lie and say you don't know the temperature tomorrow, so for sure you'll get to watch the weather channel.

Vince: Well ummm, well that would be a yes.

Me: So you tricked me, rather than beg to watch (which he knows won't work) you figured if you said you didn't know the weather, my brain would say "let Vince watch weather channel"

Vince: Well ummm, yes that's about it.

Me: I'll be damned! That is so diabolical, so amazing and tricky, I'm going to let you watch weather channel for the rest of the night. You're a fricken genius kid ya know that?

Vince: You mean, wait, what? You're not mad? I DO get to watch tv now?

Me: Yes, for the rest of the night it's on weather channel, your pick! Don't trick me again, but keep doing that with kids and teachers and other people.

Vince: And my sister?

Me: Yes!

So, DOUBLE victory, Vince tricked me in that way that helps him in life someday, and I actually figured out I was being tricked. Two firsts!

Mili

The Pogue
10-01-2007, 09:55 PM
ROFLMFAO!! Dang, that boy is GOOD!

milivica
10-01-2007, 10:16 PM
Thank you!!! :D

That's what I was thinking too!

And he said it real casual too, real smooth. I really believed him based on his words and tone. The only reason I even guessed, is him not knowing the temperature tomorrow is like me not knowing a zillion facts about any kind of animal, lint, dust, wooden planks, anything geeky. :D

Kristen (ColeysMom)
10-01-2007, 10:28 PM
That's AWESOME! :D

Very clever!

milivica
10-01-2007, 10:30 PM
He's tried that type of thing before, but so far it's always been VERY easy to see, not discrete or anything.

peglem
10-01-2007, 10:48 PM
Hee hee! Look how much info he gave you though...like he was struck with the idea just before he blurted out the temperature.:) What a great job you and he are doing!

JungleWoman
10-01-2007, 11:13 PM
That is so flippin awesome!

I totally cracked up with the facial hair comment... LOLOLOL!!! That is something I would have said as a kid, probably!

My dad was telling me that when I was little, the mail man walked up to the porch and handed my dad the mail. I said loudly "Dad, is that our mailman?" he said "Yes" I said "But he's such an UGLY mailman!"

Mind you the guy was like 4 feet away from us. I think my dad disowned me LOL!

tgrimes
10-02-2007, 01:37 AM
"I'm not going to tell you you have a mustache, cause that's private and rude, but someday when you have a husband he can tell you."



OMG! Bwahahahaha!
Now, just an idea... but whenever your'e feeling frazzled from the 545 thread you can take a break and start cataloging 'vincisms' instead. Now that could get seriously addictive....

LIZARD
10-02-2007, 08:57 AM
Oh, $h!t, Mil....:D :D I should know better by now not to read your posts after drinking caffeine!! :D :o This is freakin' hilarious!!!!!!! What an amazing yong man you have!!!!!!! I needed the laugh after yesterday (Drew was sent home...when I collect myself, I'll post about it. :rolleyes: :o :mad: )


LIZARD, still LMAO about this!! :D

milivica
10-02-2007, 10:08 AM
Grimey and Liz,

Yeah, my king of cooth. I almost didn't write that part about the mustache, I wanted you guys to notice he was being 'tricky', pretending not to know tomorrow's weather so he'd get his way and get the tv instead of Carmen.

The mustache comment, yeah, that would be typical Vince. The lady didn't even have one, and she laughed "Boy you trippin" she said. I told her my side of the family is italian so he's used to women with facial hair. She was very cute about it all, so then I told her his comment quite a while back, when he poked a man's large stomach and said in awe, "Wowwww, how many babies you got in there?"

She really liked that one. She's probably got some sons.

Ok, collect yourself, post about Drew, GLAD you got a giggle!

MitsyG
10-02-2007, 11:52 AM
YEAH!!!!

That's right, goes to show yet AGAIN, how SMART our kids are!!!! I am happy for you!

Just because our kids learn differently then NT kids doesn't mean that they are any less smart, I wish that people that are not in our community would admit that.


Mitsy

Isabelle
10-04-2007, 12:40 AM
before being categorized as "autistic",those comments were considered "normal", "innocent" observations of an inquisitive child.....:D :D
am i reading right? are you given vince permission to "trick" others in that way? to fib, to deceive ?
my advice is to "stick to the facts", vince

milivica
10-04-2007, 01:39 AM
am i reading right? are you given vince permission to "trick" others in that way? to fib, to deceive ?

Yes! Permission to understand what another person is going to think and how they will respond if he says what he wants point blank. Yes, permission to lie, fib, deceive, manipulate, yes! Permission to know what he wants, and try to find a round about way of getting it.

IF I am blessed enough to see him achieve that, then we can start working on altruism. But not at 11. Not with his lack of age appropriate functional concepts (like Carmen) of how other minds are not thinking what his mind is thinking. I'm concerned about his development, screw honesty, how can he or anyone truly be 'honest' that has no 'choice' between honesty and deceit? He's a good kid, virtuous and ethical, animal and nature lover - I want him to learn self preservation, around snakes in this world (people, I don't mean reptiles) that will take advantage of his honestly.

He needs to be wise like a serpent and harmless like the dove, tough minded and tenderhearted (MLK). I want that for him, he needs that. Right now, he's more like a really frustrated dove on the edge.

gynwhyver
10-04-2007, 01:43 AM
Mili:

I think you are doing a fabulous job with Vince! Love Vince's Vincisms, lol!