Hoping for comic relief tonight...

[tgrimes]

How many days has it been? The '100 women' thread is getting dry...
Mili - where are you? Gonna be here tonight to talk about poop, I need some more therapy.:D

[The Pogue]

Hmmm....Word association threads are always fun. Post a word, the next person posts what comes to their mind when they hear that word, then the next person associates off their association, etc.

Paint.

[Kristen (ColeysMom)]

Brush



(this is going to be tough if the editor keeps telling us that our reply is too short)

[JungleWoman]

Bristles


(no kidding about the editor!)

[frogmama]

Shaving

(as in my bristle-y legs, yeah fall, yeah pants!)

[AKF]

Bleeding leg!

[MaryEvelyn]

Stump

(LOL just came to me decorating for Halloween) :eek:

[tgrimes]

okay, stump... what I did to the last two stumps in my yard:

burn

[Isabelle]

create a lush ...tropical yard with a hammock...:) :D :p

[tgrimes]

wait, what? it wasn't stump... yard

it was stump... burn... hammock?

[Pamster]

LOL!!!! My stump better NOT burn a hammock or its in trouble darnit! LOL!!!

In another thread I wrote I don't mind getting PM's but PMS I mind getting, now I don't know if it's as funny to you as it was to me but it made me smile to post it...;) :D

Goof ball here, no doubt...LOL!

[milivica]

WTF it's over already, I didn't even get my turn!

[JungleWoman]

Ok mili, I'll restart it for you:

Aroma...:D

[The Pogue]

downtown Madison

[milivica]

FART


(thank you JW! I would have said ovarian but fart applies to 'aroma' as well as 'downtown Madison' where Pogue blew a [silent] fart and Vincent of course had to talk about it)

[tgrimes]

aroma
madison
fart
poop

[peglem]

FART


(thank you JW! I would have said ovarian but fart applies to 'aroma' as well as 'downtown Madison' where Pogue blew a [silent] fart and Vincent of course had to talk about it)

And now you, of course, are also talking about it!

[milivica]

puss!!!!!!

[milivica]

And now you, of course, are also talking about it!

ROFLROFLROFL.....I never thought of it like that! Omg funny.

[peglem]

puss!!!!!!

I hate to be the spelling teacher here- (just kidding, I LOVE correcting people), but the stuff you squirt out of zitz is spelled with only one s. Two Ss is like kitty (and well, you know what happens when you add a y.)

[tgrimes]

pus in boots

[peglem]

pus in boots

stepped in poop

[tgrimes]

puss in boots
stepped in poop
stubbed his toe on a

[tgrimes]

everybody left... they can't handle phe poop threads. Did you notice i got over it I even posted poop myself. I am growing up, huh?

[peglem]

I'm just trying to think of something humorous for pus to trip over that rhymes with boots! And you are growing up nicely!

[tgrimes]

Yes, it's all the desensitization therapy I got from you and mili.
I should have known that rhyme would 'stump' everyone.

[milivica]

puss in boots
stepped in poop
stubbed his toe on a
on front porch stoop

Slipped on a rug
stepped on a slug
and out popped
his little bitty
mucus plug

[peglem]

How about this:

puss in boots
stepped in poop
stubbed his toe on
mucus plug goop

[peglem]

Oh now see- I changed it before you did or at the same time or something- when you just had mucous plug.

[milivica]

That's ok. You can never have too many posts about mucus plugs.

[tgrimes]

LOLOL you girls...
he thought it was a worm, but then he thought it sperm,

[milivica]

puss in boots
stepped in poop
stubbed his toe on a
on front porch stoop

Slipped on a rug
stepped on a slug
and out popped
his little bitty mucus plug

he thought it was a worm,
but then he thought it sperm
but it clearly was too firm
so he touched it to confirm

"oh my goodness it's so gooey"
in his mouth it was so chewey
just like tofu in chop suey
with an eau de rattatouilli

though he didn't spit it out,
in his mind there was no doubt

(ok grimey, last 2 are for you! or anyone!)

[peglem]

puss in boots
stepped in poop
stubbed his toe on a
on front porch stoop

Slipped on a rug
stepped on a slug
and out popped
his little bitty mucus plug

he thought it was a worm,
but then he thought it sperm
but it clearly was too firm
so he touched it to confirm

"oh my goodness it's so gooey"
in his mouth it was so chewey
somewhat like tofu in chop suey
yet with an eau de rattatouilli

though he didn't spit it out,
in his mind there was no doubt
That with his next colonic bout
the mucus would come out!

[milivica]

'Colonic bout', hee hee hee!!!

[The Pogue]

It's raining out!

[tgrimes]

puss in boots
stepped in poop
stubbed his toe on a
on front porch stoop

Slipped on a rug
stepped on a slug
and out popped
his little bitty mucus plug

he thought it was a worm,
but then he thought it sperm
but it clearly was too firm
so he touched it to confirm

"oh my goodness it's so gooey"
in his mouth it was so chewey
somewhat like tofu in chop suey
yet with an eau de rattatouilli

though he didn't spit it out,
in his mind there was no doubt
That with his next colonic bout
the mucus would come out!



OMG that turned out awesome! I love the funnies section...

[matika]

matika runs out as fast as she can and BLAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
YACK...

that pus better not come and chew on that or I start a new thread.

chewing mucus plugs!! :eek:

I do feel so sorry for the poor first time expectant young mother that has no experience in ANY department, well other then getting pregnant that is :rolleyes: , does a search in the wonderfull so ever helpfull world whide web for mucus plug, because she has hear her doctor talk about it and he/she won't elavorate on what that is, and she is toooo shy to ask, imagine her finding this thread, thinking (I have to do what with that??!!:eek: !!??) and getting her frying pan out and wacking her husband on the head because he has done this to her.

:D matika likes wacking people with her frying pan in virtual land lol, can't hurt much that way