Erin
08-29-2007, 02:15 PM
My dad is a nurse. I usually go to him for medical advice first.
Well, I just realized that my dad is a total moron.
I've been taking antibiotics all week (flagyl) and apparently a side effect of that particular abx is that it dries out your mouth, and sometimes drys out your nose. (my mouth wasnt dry, but my nose sure is...just in the left nostril)
So, since my nose is dry, it's wee bit sore on the inside. (I'm screaming in pain everytime I try to rub my nose)
Last night, I told my dad about that, and what does he suggest with his wise nursing wisdom?
He told me to get a Q-tip and put Neosporin in my nose.
This is where I wonder who was more stupid. My dad, or me for listening to him?
So, I put some Neosporin in my nose and went to bed. Woke up with a bit of a cough and what feels like a fever.
And then I went to take my shower this morning, and this is one of the big reasons why you dont put Neosporin in your nose. I turned on the HOT water and waited for the room to warm up. Then, I got into the shower and started to wash my hair.
Hot water steams up a shower. Hot water also MELTS Neosporin. (you can see where this is going, cant you?)
When you have Neosporin in your nose, and it melts. Guess where it goes? (this is gross) It goes down the back of your throat. Where, it makes you kindawanttothrowup. (in other words, it apparently triggers your gag reflex)
I finished my shower and called my dad to tell him he's a moron and that I almost choked to death in the shower. (I think I coughed everything out)
This is the first time in my 38 years that I think I've ever realized that my dad is not the smartest guy in the world. (well, except for when I was a teenager and "knew everything")
Now, I'm trying to decide if I should tell the doctor about the neosporin incident when I got to see him this afternoon about my nose. Maybe if I have any congestion in my lungs when he sees me I'll tell him. (I dont feel like I'm choking anymore) I dont want to end up with aspiration pneumonia because I stupidly listened to my father.
If I'd died this morning in the shower, choking on melty neosporin, I would hope the people at the Darwin Awards would have given my dad some special award for criminal stupidity to go along with my Darwin Award
For an explanation of what the Darwin Awards are, go here http://www.darwinawards.com/
So, learn from this story. Dont put Neosporin (or your fingers) in your nose.
And if you're taking an antibiotic that dries out your sinuses and mouth, say something to your doctor and ask to get a different antibiotic.
I think I'll go dry my hair, and have a "what the heck did I just do???" moment.
p.s. I was/am using an approved nose spray. It just hasnt felt like it was helping me at all. So, if anyone wonders why I wasnt using a saline solution to spray in my nose...I was.
Well, I just realized that my dad is a total moron.
I've been taking antibiotics all week (flagyl) and apparently a side effect of that particular abx is that it dries out your mouth, and sometimes drys out your nose. (my mouth wasnt dry, but my nose sure is...just in the left nostril)
So, since my nose is dry, it's wee bit sore on the inside. (I'm screaming in pain everytime I try to rub my nose)
Last night, I told my dad about that, and what does he suggest with his wise nursing wisdom?
He told me to get a Q-tip and put Neosporin in my nose.
This is where I wonder who was more stupid. My dad, or me for listening to him?
So, I put some Neosporin in my nose and went to bed. Woke up with a bit of a cough and what feels like a fever.
And then I went to take my shower this morning, and this is one of the big reasons why you dont put Neosporin in your nose. I turned on the HOT water and waited for the room to warm up. Then, I got into the shower and started to wash my hair.
Hot water steams up a shower. Hot water also MELTS Neosporin. (you can see where this is going, cant you?)
When you have Neosporin in your nose, and it melts. Guess where it goes? (this is gross) It goes down the back of your throat. Where, it makes you kindawanttothrowup. (in other words, it apparently triggers your gag reflex)
I finished my shower and called my dad to tell him he's a moron and that I almost choked to death in the shower. (I think I coughed everything out)
This is the first time in my 38 years that I think I've ever realized that my dad is not the smartest guy in the world. (well, except for when I was a teenager and "knew everything")
Now, I'm trying to decide if I should tell the doctor about the neosporin incident when I got to see him this afternoon about my nose. Maybe if I have any congestion in my lungs when he sees me I'll tell him. (I dont feel like I'm choking anymore) I dont want to end up with aspiration pneumonia because I stupidly listened to my father.
If I'd died this morning in the shower, choking on melty neosporin, I would hope the people at the Darwin Awards would have given my dad some special award for criminal stupidity to go along with my Darwin Award
For an explanation of what the Darwin Awards are, go here http://www.darwinawards.com/
So, learn from this story. Dont put Neosporin (or your fingers) in your nose.
And if you're taking an antibiotic that dries out your sinuses and mouth, say something to your doctor and ask to get a different antibiotic.
I think I'll go dry my hair, and have a "what the heck did I just do???" moment.
p.s. I was/am using an approved nose spray. It just hasnt felt like it was helping me at all. So, if anyone wonders why I wasnt using a saline solution to spray in my nose...I was.