Dear Abby..You know how to play..

[CoolAngel28]

Here's an old favorite...

Dear Abby,

Well it's been ages since I wrote you last,and I have a big problem.Ages ago you warned me about the dangers of spoiling little girls,and I haven't listened to your counsel.

Every time I go see my niece,I find myself spoiling her to death,and her granny don't like it much,but her parents don't mind it at all..What should I do??Can't cross her grandma..cuz you're not supposed to cross your elders..

Anxious Aunt

[trekker]

Dear Anxious,

Just relax. It's a well known fact that the older people get the more irritable they get and that nothing makes them happy. It is obvious that granny is at this stage . If the parents are happy then give yourself a pat on the back for being a wonderful aunt. It could also be that granny is jealous because you are better at spoiling than she is. Do something nice for granny like make her a cup of tea and give her a brownie or tell her you'll do the dishes tonite...that way everybody gets spoiled and you don't break any rules.


Dear Abby,

Where can I get a really good cup of herbal tea?

thirsty on the Atlantic

[CoolAngel28]

Dear Thirsty in the Atlantic,

Try a health food store..Love,Abby.

Dear Abigail,

My favorite relative has developed an interesting habit,he insists on being financially generous..I'm wondering when I will owe him big??

Daddy's Princess

[trekker]

Dear Abigail,

My favorite relative has developed an interesting habit,he insists on being financially generous..I'm wondering when I will owe him big??

Daddy's Princess

Dear Princess,

When he's given all his money to you! P.S. Abbie is looking to adopt a sweet princess for companionship in her poor old age. Would you be interested?


Dear Abby,

I'm tired. I can't get no satisfaction. I get the feeling that all in all it's just another brick in the wall. What's wrong with me?

Betty Pooped

[joy]

Originally Posted by trekker
[/QUOTE]
Dear Abby,

I'm tired. I can't get no satisfaction. I get the feeling that all in all it's just another brick in the wall. What's wrong with me?

Betty Pooped[/QUOTE]

Dear Pooped

You will never find satisfaction with an that attitude and a name like pooped. I suggest first you change your attitude and perhaps the name change will follow! kwim?

Dear Abby

Lately I'm having trouble sleeping. I fall asleep while watching tv in the recliner. Then when I go to bed, I'm wide awake. Can you help me?

Miss Easily

ps- I'll work on that quote thingy!

[trekker]

Dear Abby

Lately I'm having trouble sleeping. I fall asleep while watching tv in the recliner. Then when I go to bed, I'm wide awake. Can you help me?

Miss Easily

ps- I'll work on that quote thingy!


Dear Easy,

You have a couple of options #1 sleep in the recliner. #2 Watch tv in bed. #3 Drink a glass of warm milk with brandy before retiring...that's what Abby does! A nice tall glass of brandied milk. Drink it all up! Have a second if you need to! In times when sleep really seems to elude you, just leave the milk out and drink the brandy...desperate times call for desperate measures. Call in sick the next morning so you can catch up on your sleep.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Abby,

How do you tell a neighbor to draw their blinds when they are in the shower? I have been watching "Roger" my new neighbor for a month now and he just doesn't seem to notice or care. It is causing problems as I have been late to work every morning since he moved in and it took me all weekend to set up my new deluxe telescope/digital camera and stand. You understand that the photos are just for evidence. I could send you some so you can see what I'd like to be up against....umm, I mean what I'm up against. I'm sure I don't have to tell you how disgusting it is when he lifts weights in the nude too...the noises...the sweating...it's all I can do to keep from fainting from dehydration!! I asked my local psychic for help but all she did was offer to buy my house and I'm just not in the mood to sell right now.

[joy]

I hope you can help me. I know of a house that is just perfect for me. I just don't know the address. Could you instruct me on how to locate something when one only knows a few details? Would a phycic help? And another thing, I fear the owner will be relucant to sell. Can you give me some sure fire tips to roust out a owner? I will spare no expense. Pease be epsecific whn lesting the stps i'm afrad i'm not felling to weLL *** i imbibed in som medication for sleep. No longer entested in sleep but need to move immediately. please rush instrctons.
ms esly

[trekker]

I hope you can help me. I know of a house that is just perfect for me. I just don't know the address. Could you instruct me on how to locate something when one only knows a few details? Would a phycic help? And another thing, I fear the owner will be relucant to sell. Can you give me some sure fire tips to roust out a owner? I will spare no expense. Pease be epsecific whn lesting the stps i'm afrad i'm not felling to weLL *** i imbibed in som medication for sleep. No longer entested in sleep but need to move immediately. please rush instrctons.
ms esly

Dear ms esly,
#1. Hire a detective/realtor to find the "right" house for you.
#2. Hire hit men that specialize in dirty little old ladies to "convince" the current owner to "take a long vacation" preferably in Europe.

A word of caution tho...Abby has recently tried to hire a detective/realtor herself and is distressed to find that all that she has contacted are overwhelmed with requests at the moment and cannot take her case! She has also discovered there has been a run on telescopes at the local shops. Strange...

[The Dude]

Very nice!

[lor]

Dear The Dude,
It was very nice of you to write very nice.

Dear Abby,
Should toilet paper come from the top or bottom? (I hear that was the most asked question your DS, Ann Landers, got/had)

[CoolAngel28]

Dear lor,

According to the rules dear,it should come from the bottom.

Abby

Dear Abby,

My mother and grandmother are driving each other nuts,and I have become Mom's sounding board.I'm starting to wonder if I should charge Mom a fee for her rants..what should I do??
Far Away Sounding Board

[CoolAngel28]

Dear FASB,

Just live your own life,and let them solve their own dilemmas.. Love,Abby

Dear Abby,

I've inherited a million dollars from a dead distant relative,and I have too much money in the bank already...What should I do?? :D;)

Really a Princess Now

[joy]

I want to ask again and here, Does ANYONE know what happened to trekker?

If you do you don't have to answer here. But I'd love to know!!

Now back to the games. I loved this one very much. I'm just too tired to play tonight, LOL. Thanks for bringin it back. I think about you often too CoolAngel28.
We have something else in common as well if my memory sevees me well. But I don't want to answer her on board. sorry for the boo boo, it will just stay.

[tic chick]

this looks like fun to play.

i get the general drift of answering a question then sending one back to dear abby.

but what is the catch? are you somehow supposed to link it to the previous post with a word, or what?

please tell those of us who are new to this game how to play.

thanks,
jeannie

[joy]

yes just jump right in with your answer to the previous answer, BEFORE I butted in, LOL.

[Nana4&cntn]

princess,

you could give the money away to charity, I will send you my address by email.

Abby

Dear abby, I am a poor broke person with no means of support, did you get my email? I need help soon!

broke in NE

[tic chick]

dear broke in ne,

have you tried crutches? sorry, i haven't gotten to my emails, my pc is down...something about my mailbox being full. abby


dear abby,

i'm a female computer programmer. my male colleagues either flirt with me or disrespect my knowledge. i'm thinking of sending them all an email telling them their behavior is intolerable. what do you think?

binary babe