Jolene
10-12-2006, 01:52 AM
A rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party
>>and
>>invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy,
>>the only
>>
>>******* in the neighborhood.
>>
>>He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
>>Leroy was
>>having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and
>>BBQ and
>>flirting with all the women.
>>
>>At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft
>>man-eating gator
>>in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
>>nerve to
>>jump in."
>>
>>The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
>>and
>>everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was
>>fighting the
>>gator and kicking its ***! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes
>>with his
>>
>>thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the
>>gator on
>>the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of
>>Judo
>>Instructor.
>>
>>The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the
>>gator
>>were screaming and raising ****. Finally Leroy strangled the gator
>>and let
>>it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly
>>climbed
>>out of the pool.
>>
>>Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host
>>says,
>>"Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
>>
>>"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
>>
>>The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
>>bet. How
>>
>>about half a million bucks then?"
>>
>>"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
>>
>>The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
>>amazing.
>>
>>How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
>>
>>Again Leroy said no.
>>
>>Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
>>
>>Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbeech who pushed me in the
>>pool!"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>and
>>invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy,
>>the only
>>
>>******* in the neighborhood.
>>
>>He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
>>Leroy was
>>having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and
>>BBQ and
>>flirting with all the women.
>>
>>At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft
>>man-eating gator
>>in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
>>nerve to
>>jump in."
>>
>>The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
>>and
>>everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was
>>fighting the
>>gator and kicking its ***! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes
>>with his
>>
>>thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the
>>gator on
>>the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of
>>Judo
>>Instructor.
>>
>>The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the
>>gator
>>were screaming and raising ****. Finally Leroy strangled the gator
>>and let
>>it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly
>>climbed
>>out of the pool.
>>
>>Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host
>>says,
>>"Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
>>
>>"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
>>
>>The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
>>bet. How
>>
>>about half a million bucks then?"
>>
>>"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
>>
>>The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
>>amazing.
>>
>>How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
>>
>>Again Leroy said no.
>>
>>Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
>>
>>Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbeech who pushed me in the
>>pool!"
>>
>>
>>
>>